I would like to announce a new rosary crusade. Our aim is to get modernist Rome to come clean and reveal the fourth secret of Fatima. You may remember that a few years ago, Rome published the third secret of Fatima which frankly, was a bit of a let down. There is however, a fourth secret and it promises to be an absolute cracker – freemasons, conspiracies - that kind of thing. Of course, modernist Rome has denied there is a fourth secret, but the denial wasn’t made ‘ex cathedra’ so we are morally obliged not to take any notice.