I recently visited one of the Society of Such Pious Gents schools and was struck by the simple beauty of some young girls skipping in the school playground. As they were skipping, they were singing the following rhyme:
A Pope he went to Assissi-si
To see what he could see see see
But the only thing that he could see
Was a load of heresy-see-see
Can you think of anything more edifying?